Without a date this Valentine’s Day? GOOD! Because a pole can satisfy your every need and then some!
Need some convincing? Well we’ve got 5 reasons to ditch the boy and grind up on the pole this Valentine’s:
1. It’s Always Hard
Just because you’re raring to go, doesn’t mean your man is! A pole can handle your sexy acrobatics like no man can!
While he may need some extra love and attention to get his pole hard as a steel, your pole is made of the stuff. And no need to worry that it will go limp just before your big finish, because it will be giving it to you hard long after you can’t take it anymore!
2. It’s Always Game to Dance
Perhaps you lucked out with a fella who is ready to fill your every dancing need, but …
Back in the real world only your pole is ready to sweep you off your feet at a moments notice. Get a late night craving for a spin? Your pole is ready to satisfy! Need some freestyle first thing in the morning? Don’t expect your boyfriend to acquiesce, only your pole can sate your desire! AND it is ready to go in any style or position you’d like. Your pole doesn’t mind taking on a difficult move or new trick, it’s there to please you!
3. It’s Does the Body Good!
Boys bring beer and pizza, pole brings a booty you can bounce a quarter off of!
A boyfriend means lots of take out, movie marathons, and skipped workouts. While you and your boy slowly become one with the couch, all your healthy lifestyle habits are thrown out the window. So ditch the BF hang out and hang off your pole for toned arms, legs, and abs. Get yourself into the best shape of your life by working that pole!
4. It’s Bigger than Your Boyfriend
Calling all size queens! At 8′, 9′, 10′, 12′, plus only a pole can fill your every need!
Unlike a pole, looks can be deceiving with guys. You might assume he is smuggling an anaconda in his pants, but when the lights go out he reveals a cocktail weanie! So while you run the risk of being disappointed by what your BF is packing under the hood, you always know what to expect when you get a pole. Plus! Those bad boys adjust to a perfect tight fit for whatever room you’d like it in.
5. It’s ALL About YOU!
Compromise is overrated!
Do what you want, when you want. Your pole won’t judge! Play on it all day, slide up and down, spin on it for hours, only taking a break when you need to… don’t worry, your pole can take it! Want to cheat on pole with a chair or maybe the floor? Don’t dispair, your pole never gets jealous. Hell, it will probably want to join in on the fun!
… but incase you want to let your man in on the sexy fun, take part in Cleo’s Valentine’s Strip Tease Routine! Get a sneak peak HERE, then grab the whip cream and learn the whole down and dirty routine in the BRAND NEW Rock N Pole!
Jillian is an avid pole dance student, accessories and costume designer, rhinestone aficionado, and a PDBloggers Executive Committee Member. She also writes at PoleGeekBlog.com.
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